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Bigfoot: I Not Dead In his eagerly anticipated follow up to Me Write Book, Bigfoot returns from exile to share his inspiring, hilarious, and often deeply disturbing experiences as a misunderstood forest gentleman and tragic media darling These entertaining and often grizzly stories stand not only as a testament to the greatness of the legendary man beast, but also as a chilling cautionary tale of the downside of a life of celebrity, cannibalism, celebrity cannibalism, wanton violence, and lack of toilet training As in Me Write Book, full color glossy spreads depict every intimate, disgusting, and downright insane moment of Bigfoot s life Bigfoot I Not Dead is an unforgettable memoir that will stay with readers long after his foul scent has dissipated

10 thoughts on “Bigfoot: I Not Dead

  1. says:

    It s been a few years since our pal s first memoir He s gotten a bitmellow, a bitintrospective.Ah, Bigfootpoetry in your heart, entrails in your hand Still, I think it s safe to say that Bigfoot has never known the luxury of an unexpressed thought He has opinions on everything from self improvement Be Oscar Wilde of woods to wolverines Those bastard crazy to global warming Bigf

  2. says:

    I was laughing so hard at this book that my girlfriend started making fun of me Short, weird little vignettes, written by Bigfoot himself, complete with illustrations that look as if they were drawn by a hyperactive and emotionally disturbed 8 year old It only takes 30 minutes to read this, but man, is it worth it

  3. says:

    this book is awesome it s a collection of essays and aphorisms penned by bigfoot in an attempt to have people understand him on a personal level it s hard to express the subtle humor of this book so i ll give you a little taste of what it s all about here s what bigfoot has to say to the haters in a piece titled haters haters Bigfoot have a lot of critic People go around and gossip bad abo

  4. says:

    This book is not for the faint of heart Bigfoot is not above smashing some heads in.Told in a set of two page spread memoirs with no, that I could tell, unifying theme other than that of Bigfoot s characterization It s hilarious and as often as not it s in a cringe worthy, un PC way Really, this is the only way to describe it, with quotes from the book How many times I have explain I pee over th

  5. says:

    if want truth, Bigfoot have bad days too Not always feel like rainbow and sparkle inside when feeling blue always find good belly laugh and beat something to death brighten day think, not so much helpless victim rather, Moist Towelette For the Soul tm Bigfoot tells hard hitting truths about life in the forest bear is a drunk , fame, media exploitation if go to casting call and producer ask you take of

  6. says:

    With all of my reading of children s chapter books this summer, I just really needed a palate cleanser, if you will, and Bigfoot I Not Dead just really filled the bill It is so deeply inappropriate and just so hilarious that the 20 minutes I spent reading it were the favorite minutes of that day If you need to get out of a funk, read this and enter the funky miasma that is Bigfoot s life.

  7. says:

    Now THAT S some funny.Somewhere on the list of the best feelings in the world there has to be Going to the library, picking up something up on a whim and striking book gold It s like magic for my eyes Occasionally obscene magic, and at times poo poo humor magic, but magic nonetheless.

  8. says:

    An entertaining and quick read and a good gift for those in your life who enjoy a little off color comedy.

  9. says:

    Vol III I guess I ve lived three times, now that I ve read this third volume of the autobiography of Bigfoot.

  10. says:

    More good stuff This one felt much shorter than, but still fun The premise is starting to wear a bit thin for me.

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